SENIOR SALES MANAGER
What’s Mike doing after work today?
ANSWER: Hitting up a bar in Queens to watch the Braves, and closing a permanent Bronx line at said bar.
What is he having for breakfast today?
ANSWER: Whatever it was, you were still sleeping when he ate it.
Where is his favorite spot in The Bronx?
ANSWER: City Island, for seafood and sunshine
Where would Mike go in a time machine?
ANSWER: 1995, to watch the Braves win a World Series again.
Mike doesn’t Netflix and Chill, he Netflix and _______
ANSWER: Makes you an offer you can’t refuse.
How would you describe Mike’s wardrobe?
ANSWER: Craft Beer guy starter pack.
If he was a dessert island and could only bring one of our beers, which would it be and why?
ANSWER: A Firken loaded with The Summer Pale Ale and spiced with the latest pepper variety to hit The Bronx.
If Mike was a new addition to the crayon box what would he be?
ANSWER: Coffee Black, because “coffee is for closers”.
If he quits tomorrow, what are they doing?
What was your first Impression of Mike?
ANSWER: “This guy is definitely from Long Island” (that’s a good thing in my book).
Where is Mike going with a one-way flight?
ANSWER: Somewhere on the Italian coastline.
How fast can Mike clean a mash tun?
ANSWER: Faster than his Joe Pesci.
How does he make stuff happen?
ANSWER: Mike makes stuff happen all throughout Manhattan where he sells lots of Bronx brew and goes above & beyond for his customers.