DAMIAN BROWN

CO-PRESIDENT, HEAD BREWER

team-x AS DESCRIBED BY CHRIS GALLANT

What’s Damian doing after work today?
ANSWER: Looking for another 3-legged dog to rescue.

What is he having for breakfast today?
ANSWER: A burrito that makes the entire office smell like carnitas.

Damian doesn’t Netflix and Chill, he Netflix and _______
ANSWER: Works out.

How would you describe his wardrobe?
ANSWER: Lumbersexual.

The first time he drank a beer Damian was like…
ANSWER: Hallelujah.

If he was on American Idol, what song would he sing?
ANSWER: Since You’ve Been Gone, by Miss Kelly Clarkson.

If he was a desert island and could only bring one of our beers, which would it be and why?
ANSWER: Hand’s down… Belgian.

If Damian was a new addition to the crayon box what would he be?
ANSWER: SRM 17.

Where would he go in a time machine?
ANSWER: He would travel back to the moment Microsoft Excel was created and get the inventor drunk enough to forget about his genius idea.

What would be the first thing he would buy if Damian won the lottery?
ANSWER: An early model Ford Bronco.

If Damian quits tomorrow, what is he doing?
ANSWER: Moving to rural South America to start a quinoa farm.

How fast can they clean a mash tun?
ANSWER: Faster than you.

Country, Rock, Hip Hop, or Jazz?
ANSWER: 90’s Hip Hop.

How does he make stuff happen?
ANSWER: He makes the beer.

DO ONE THING. DO IT RIGHT.

DO ONE THING. DO IT RIGHT.

Do one thing. Do it right.
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