MARK LANG

DIRECTOR OF CHAIN SALES 

team-x AS DESCRIBED BY PATRICK LIBONATE

What’s Mark doing after work today?
ANSWER: Going home to take care of 1 of the 500 kids he has. I’m pretty sure he lives in a shoe.

What is he having for breakfast today?
ANSWER: Probably something boring like Toast.

What is his favorite spot in The Bronx?
ANSWER: So far it’s the brewery.

What is Mark listening to right now?
ANSWER: Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.

How would you describe Mark’s wardrobe?
ANSWER: J. Gap Republic.

If he were on American Idol what would he sing?
ANSWER: Something by Pink Floyd. The judges would give him straight zeros.

If Mark was on a desert island and could only bring one of our beers, which would it be?
ANSWER: He’s a pretty pragmatic guy so gotta go with Summer Pale Ale.

If he was a new addition to the crayon box what color would he be?
ANSWER: Phillies Blue.

If he quits tomorrow what is he doing?
ANSWER: Running a day care.

What was your first impression of Mark?
ANSWER: Well, he’s a Philly sports fan. So, it wasn’t that good. We’ve gotten past that.

1 AM, a few Belgian Pale Ales deep, Wendy’s, Burger King, McDonalds, or Taco Bell?
ANSWER: He likes to drop chalupas so Taco Bell.

Rock, Hip Hop or Jazz?
ANSWER: Definitely Rock/.

How does Mark make stuff happen?
ANSWER: Mark lives by the ABC law. He’s always closing.

DO ONE THING. DO IT RIGHT.

DO ONE THING. DO IT RIGHT.

Do one thing. Do it right.
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